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    #11
    At least they can't drive tanks!!!
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #12
      I'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #13
        Originally posted by PAH View Post
        I'm sure the giant pike that lives in every river and pond will soon send it packing.
        Not sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...

        So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #14
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          Not sure.....this thing can live out of water for 4 days apparently so it could just sneak out and hide behind a bush until the pike gets fed up and swims off...

          So Snakehead v Pike...who's gonna be the daddy?

          There's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.

          I await to see if some 'celebrity' takes one in and promptly starts this years craze for the latest pet. Small dogs scatting in their hand bag must have got on their nerves by now, they'll be looking for the next big thing.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #15
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            There's going to be some very confused kids thinking they've just taken a frog home, and wondering where the cat's disappeared to.
            Or their fingers!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              Or their fingers!
              Fingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7254078.stm
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Indeed.

                Just ask Diver...

                Put his fingers somewhere he shouldn't did he.

                There's some dangerous snappers out there. You just have to watch "The Deep" to know that, which whilst not being a patch on Jaws (by the same author), it redeemed itself with the casting of Jacqueline Bisset.

                For that reason I prefer to do all my diving on dry land.
                Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                Feist - I Feel It All
                Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  Fingers are so over-rated anyway. Soon we'll have stuff like this to control things with.

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7254078.stm
                  Try opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind control
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Try opening my wifes cake storage tin with mind control

                    At least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.

                    The matrix gets one step closer. In 50 years they'll think it's a documentary.
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by PAH View Post
                      At least it'll keep the calories down when everyone starts relying on this mind control.

                      The matrix gets one step closer. In 50 years they'll think it's a documentary.
                      What about the mindless unwashed masses ?
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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