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Over rated. Gave the last one to a tramp at Waterloo.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
euphemism
Euphonium.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Red leicester, with red scotch-bonnet chillis and red onions. And four-five pints of a good bitter.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Have I been forgotten already?!!!!!
Hot dog toasties people, HOT DOG TOASTIES!!!!!
They're the future!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Where were you at lunch time? I remember you saying that a while back. Damn memory, kin dementia setting in is what it is..........Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHave I been forgotten already?!!!!!
Hot dog toasties people, HOT DOG TOASTIES!!!!!
They're the future!!!
BTW I had one cheesy branston and one cheesy tomato.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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The missus has banned me from eating toasties, even though I invested £30 in a toastie maker. I fed some of my Cheese & onion, plus some of my ham and spring onion to the rabbit and it died.
The vet said it was mixemytoasties
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe missus has banned me from eating toasties, even though I invested £30 in a toastie maker. I fed some of my Cheese & onion, plus some of my ham and spring onion to the rabbit and it died.
The vet said it was mixemytoastie
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Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
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Banana on toast
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dunnoOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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