A few people missing

[The Lone Gunman]

A horse I think.

The horse is wearing rollerblades?

[milanbenes]

Wager,

it sounds to me like you are fantasizing about servicing AtW

do you have other punters ?

Milan.

[sb5spa]

Sparticus

Taxi driver walks into a pub and shouts "Taxi for Sparticus"!

[Lucifer Box]

I am fully prepared to wear a long blonde wig for the occassion

WageSlave is Miss Piggy and I claim my crisp fiver.

[WageSlave]

Milan,

I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint the lad with this answer. I only have fantasies about two members of this board, and they are Spod and Sandy. If he put some lipstick on and made a real effort, I could possibly muster some enthusiasm for fiddle, but that's a big if.
With AtW the offer is based purely on pity. Like I said, it's a tough job but we all have to do unpleasant things in order to make the world a better place

[WageSlave]

WageSlave is Miss Piggy and I claim my crisp fiver.

Miss Piggy??? Afraid not, Lucifer, my ever erect and faithful friend. But if you give me £50 I will **** a pig. Christ knows I've had worse.... ah, who am I fooling...I'm a geek with my cherry still intact

Wonder how long it will take ScotsPine to remove this post.

[milanbenes]

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spot the wierdo !

Wager, it's people like you that give people like us a bad name !

Milan.

[Lucifer Box]

But if you give me £50 I will **** a pig

For a minute there, I was about to claim my crisp fiver with the assertion that WageSlave is Xoggoth but, clearly not, as Xog would have paid £50 rather than asked £50.

[WageSlave]

Milan, has it taken you this long to work out I'm a weirdo!? The local police could have told you that!

This picture was taken of me yesterday, just before I lurked in some bushes



Milan, you are just the same. I've seen you at the clubs, with your PVC thong and butt-plug. Are you going to deny the evening we spent together?

[Paco]

Wonder how long it will take ScotsPine to remove this post.

I don't think SP has had moderator status bestowed upon him yet in the new forum, but I was hanging around in 'technical' yesterday afternoon when I noticed he created a post, edited it then deleted it again, so you can be sure he's keeping his hand in.