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I only use that avatar because it sexually frustrates AtW.Originally posted by FranckoYou only fancy the guy in the shorts?Comment
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Er no. Apparantly he was...Originally posted by Lucifer BoxNO! I am Spartacus!!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Well I did offer him a handy shandy. It's a tough job but someone has to give the poor lad a helping hand.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI only use that avatar because it sexually frustrates AtW.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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[QUOTE=DimPrawn]This is tulip. No Xog for a start. I guess the complexity of this place overwhelmed the poor bugger.
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I can tell you Xog is in fact in full time contract.
I know this because he changed his underpants ! (His Mrs told me)Comment
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Slave, I've always suspected you were magnanimous like that. For free or was it a competitive rate?Originally posted by WageSlaveWell I did offer him a handy shandy. It's a tough job but someone has to give the poor lad a helping hand.Comment
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A horse I think.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxIs he wearing rollerblades?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Lucifer, my offer to AtW is free. We all need to give a little something backOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxSlave, I've always suspected you were magnanimous like that. For free or was it a competitive rate?
I'm concerned about the poor lad...all that time alone in his bedroom, posting messages, coding his SKA, playing games. Not a lady in sight! It's not healthy. I understand that being pulled off by a gurning ape-faced feckwit like me is not quite how the lad imagined he'd lose his cherry...so not wishing to spoil the lad's romantic notions, I am fully prepared to wear a long blonde wig for the occassion.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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