Jobs going at GCHQ

[PAH]

It must have some perks though.

Such as spotting a fit bird in a car. Checking the car's registered address. Checking the electoral role for that address to see if she lives alone. Then bunging a fiver to one of the guys in the Milk Tray department to deliver some choccies and a note with your phone number. I bet it would have a bit more success than hanging out on dating websites.

[shaunbhoy]

It must have some perks though.

Such as spotting a fit bird in a car. Checking the car's registered address. Checking the electoral role for that address to see if she lives alone. Then bunging a fiver to one of the guys in the Milk Tray department to deliver some choccies and a note with your phone number. I bet it would have a bit more success than hanging out on dating websites.

Right up to the point that you turn up in person with lank greasy hair, terminal acne, a faded Metallica t-shirt and an odour problem. The needle on her geek-monitor would then wrap itself around the end-stop. Do yourself a favour, if you want tips on how to pull birds just ask AtW. He has cornered the market.

[PAH]

Right up to the point that you turn up in person with lank greasy hair, terminal acne, a faded Metallica t-shirt and an odour problem. The needle on her geek-monitor would then wrap itself around the end-stop. Do yourself a favour, if you want tips on how to pull birds just ask AtW. He has cornered the market.

Or simply look for women that are bad with the lamps. Easy to spot when driving, they have their nose on the top of the steering wheel.

[KathyWoolfe]

Are you any good at the "honey trap"?

I know a supermarket where you can get some honey...will that do?

[Churchill]

I know a supermarket where you can get some honey...will that do?

Erm nope.

[KathyWoolfe]

I bet it would have a bit more success than hanging out on dating websites.

I bet it's not as exciting though

[KathyWoolfe]

Erm nope.

oh dear!

[Churchill]

oh dear!

Never mind, nothing to worry your pretty head about.

One sugar in my coffee please.

[AtW]

Do they actually do any original research at GCHQ or just operate equipment made in USA? Not that I care, so don't call MI5 just yet.

[PRC1964]

It must have some perks though.

Such as spotting a fit bird in a car. Checking the car's registered address. Checking the electoral role for that address to see if she lives alone. Then bunging a fiver to one of the guys in the Milk Tray department to deliver some choccies and a note with your phone number. I bet it would have a bit more success than hanging out on dating websites.

It would be simpler to become a private investigator. That level of information is available to registered PI's.