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Could be aOriginally posted by sasguru View PostThere's a section titled:
Felting
mistake!
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Darn. <---Pun. Blocked from client site.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAs the previous holiday island is deserted I propose we go here :
http://www.knittingforums.co.uk/
Willy-warmer or snuggly norks anyone?
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http://www.knittingforums.co.uk/
Hmmm I don't know anything about knitting but do know that there is a term called pearl. I predict a spelling mistake when I ask the question regarding a flashy jazzy pearl stich for around the neck of my wifes new jumper. Something along the lines of giving my wife a nice jizzy pearl necklace.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Mr tay - you have a response!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Don't be afraid to venture out of the library forum. There are budding sales assistants etc that could do with your valued input!Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMr tay - you have a response!
http://www.indeed.com/forum/job/sale...3c137e1c707b4bComment
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lol - good response and 2 helpful votes! I take it they were from us lotRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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"Yes I have found that a minger is well suited to call centre type sales jobs - especially if you have an accent as many mingers do"
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