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I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Actual SKA module will be released early next month
    Hopefully you considered hungry flashers
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Hopefully you considered hungry flashers


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        #13
        I've just thought of a plan b!!!

        I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

        Why should hippos have all the fun?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          I've just thought of a plan b!!!

          I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

          Why should hippos have all the fun?

          Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

          Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
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            #15
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

            Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
            Urban legend?

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              #16
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              Urban legend?
              Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!

              One day when I'm older and boreder I may scour the old local rags down the library to see if it ever made the news. Would have made for an interesting photo opportunity, though I'm sure I'd have remembered if it made front page.
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                #17
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Urban legend?
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!
                So, "yes" then.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post

                  Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
                  Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                    Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!
                    The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                      The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!
                      Awful - was it a friend really ?

                      This kind of thing should be done under anaesthetic

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