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Have just bought a v day card for Mrs Rup. She should be grateful; its more than she got last year."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Bod View PostGood thing you're keeping your hand warm.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWhy? Do you not like cold hands or is that a no?
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I have Sciatica at the moment, so I allow Mrs Tay to massage my ass. Thats about as much of a present as she gets.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostBesides if you want to avoid celibacy there are always single mums. At least you know they put out.
Lesson #1 in the Sockpuppet School of LoveComment
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Well I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.
Cause he's lush.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWell I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.
Cause he's lush.
I bought MrsF a first class ticket home on Sunday night as a birthday present. Fantastic it was, too.Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostI have Sciatica at the moment, so I allow Mrs Tay to massage my ass. Thats about as much of a present as she gets.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWell I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.Comment
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