Valentine's Day

[Bod]

So here is my plan. I'll still let some suitable lady make the first move on march the 14th then I'll make it upto her 11 months later. Any takers?

Good thing you're keeping your hand warm.

[Ruprect]

Have just bought a v day card for Mrs Rup. She should be grateful; its more than she got last year.

[Sockpuppet]

Good thing you're keeping your hand warm.

Why? Do you not like cold hands or is that a no?

[Churchill]

Why? Do you not like cold hands or is that a no?

You know what they say about cold hands...



...dead!

[tay]

I have Sciatica at the moment, so I allow Mrs Tay to massage my ass. Thats about as much of a present as she gets.

[TheFaQQer]

Besides if you want to avoid celibacy there are always single mums. At least you know they put out.

Lesson #1 in the Sockpuppet School of Love

[SallyAnne]

Well I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.

Cause he's lush.

[TheFaQQer]

Well I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.

Cause he's lush.

When are you off to New York, Sal? Is it for his birthday?

I bought MrsF a first class ticket home on Sunday night as a birthday present. Fantastic it was, too.

[SandyDown]

I have Sciatica at the moment, so I allow Mrs Tay to massage my ass. Thats about as much of a present as she gets.

Hey, a friend of mine is suffering from this, she had an attack about 3 years ago, then the pain gone, but for the last 2 months she is having pains again.. have you been able to relieve the pain by other method... she says when she gets the attack she just has to lay on the floor, she can't sit or stand..... do you know what triggers it? I think its most likely to do with the way she is sitting at her desk, but not sure.

[Platypus]

Well I'm going to spoil my lad this year. We dont normally do anything romantic, but this year I'm going to take HIM out for a meal and booze, and I'm even going to get him a little prezzy.

Nice one! More ladies should take the inititive on V.day (IMHO)