Another interesting Telly programme

[Troll]

How many 20 somethings would you get for £40k?

[Ardesco]

Well she was getting a bit long in the tooth, but did have a nice rack.

I physically heaved and nearly brought dinner up the first time I saw her face, can't believe she was a model.......

[PAH]

I physically heaved and nearly brought dinner up the first time I saw her face, can't believe she was a model.......

They call it topless modelling, where they leave the head off the shots.

She was certainly a 10 pinter. In fact I'd probably have to be on hard drugs to want to nail that one. Viagra counts as a hard drug doesn't it?

[Chantho]

Viagra counts as a hard drug doesn't it?

It is when it performs its desired function.

[miffy]

I physically heaved and nearly brought dinner up the first time I saw her face, can't believe she was a model.......

Me neither. The close up shots of her face showed she was a munter really.

[Ardesco]

I guess getting some random bloke to take a snap of you and then uploading it to the internet is classified as modelling nowadays hey.....

[PAH]

One of the reasons I'm not looking forward to high-def porn.

Prefer 3D porn, which is where you find some skank on a saturday night, fill her up with bacardi breezers, go back to her's for 'coffee', and do a runner before the sun rises. Fortunately women think this is a form of emotional fulfillment, so we're both happy.

[crack_ho]

That was the most boring hour of my life watching that drivel.
How did that couple with a £27k mortgage manage to convert it into a £143k mortgage and then have the audacity to blame the lenders.
The original mortgage was maybe £200 a month in repayments even someone on benefits could have paid that off.
He worked for 14 years and wasted his money buying stupid fish tanks.

All the debtors blamed the lenders and all the lenders gave a boring generalised speech about how they were not to blame.

The guy with the horses was a right prik and clearly had small man syndrome.
And yes she was a munter.

[Churchill]

The guy with the horses was a right prik and clearly had small man syndrome.
And yes she was a munter.

Thank you for that detailed financial analysis into the borrowing patterns of "Joe & Joess Public".

Equifax must be sh*tting themselves at the competition.

[oracleslave]

That was the most boring hour of my life watching that drivel.
How did that couple with a £27k mortgage manage to convert it into a £143 mortgage and then have the audacity to blame the lenders.
The original mortgage was maybe £200 a month in repayments even someone on benefits could have paid that off.
He worked for 14 years and wasted his money buying stupid fish tanks.

All the debtors blamed the lenders and all the lenders gave a boring generalised speech about how they were not to blame.

The guy with the horses was a right prik and clearly had small man syndrome.
And yes she was a munter.

But what did you think of the programme?