February

[Pondlife]

Permies have been doing it for centuries. They call it throwing a sickie.

Agreed. Alt known as 'duvet days'. But I thought this was a permie luxury and not one open to contractors.

As soon as you submit the invoice claiming to have provided services when you clearly haven't, it's fraud, no?

[SandyDown]

Agreed. Alt known as 'duvet days'. But I thought this was a permie luxury and not one open to contractors.

As soon as you submit the invoice claiming to have provided services when you clearly haven't, it's fraud, no?

I have provided service, I was on call and kept my mobile switched on ...

now F off....

Ferret the bloody smilies not working ...!!! I've been testing them over and over .... iffing hell, its like me talking to the idiot developer here.. I tell her customer surname is not displayed correctly int he report, she says.. well its cuz its a double barrelled name ..WTF?? does she want me to remove all double barrelled named customers from the databases ... also according to her I shouldn't have any customers with identical names, else the report will break ...WTF?? What does she want me to do .. ban all the Joh Smiths from getting services??? She is driving me bloody mad... iffing smilies not working again.. did I say this already!!

[oracleslave]

I have provided service, I was on call and kept my mobile switched on ...

now F off....

Ferret the bloody smilies not working ...!!! I've been testing them over and over .... iffing hell, its like me talking to the idiot developer here.. I tell him customer surname is not displayed correctly int he report, she says.. well its cuz its a double barrelled name ..WTF?? does she want me to remove all double barrelled named customers from the databases ... also according to her I shouldn't have any customers with identical names, else the report will break ...WTF?? What does she want me to do .. ban all the Joh Smiths from getting services??? She is driving me bloody mad... iffing smilies not working again.. did I say this already!!

Have you started frothing at the mouth yet?

[SandyDown]

Oh and its not my PMT/PMS/TOM or anything like that

[PRC1964]

I have provided service, I was on call and kept my mobile switched on ...

now F off....

Ferret the bloody smilies not working ...!!! I've been testing them over and over .... iffing hell, its like me talking to the idiot developer here.. I tell her customer surname is not displayed correctly int he report, she says.. well its cuz its a double barrelled name ..WTF?? does she want me to remove all double barrelled named customers from the databases ... also according to her I shouldn't have any customers with identical names, else the report will break ...WTF?? What does she want me to do .. ban all the Joh Smiths from getting services??? She is driving me bloody mad... iffing smilies not working again.. did I say this already!!

You're right, they don't work.

[PAH]

So that's where they're all hiding.

[Pondlife]

but I just went for a couple of interviews, then went shopping.... didn't actually do any work and checked my email once.... but billed them for the whole day... feeling a bit guilty,

Of course you were on call dear.

Silly me, I unreservedly apologise.

[SandyDown]

Pondlife you are just jelous... my client knew I will be in at appointments, and may nto be available for a couple of hours... I can also shop and answer the phone - tis called multi tasking

Linky

[SandyDown]

Early for Easter, but this is how I feel today -

[PAH]

Of course you were on call dear.

That should be a given. When have you seen a bird without a phone to her ear. Nokia are about to launch a set of bluetooth earrings to capture the market.

What is the ettiquette for earings on blokes? In which ear does it make me gay? Surely having one in only one ear makes me unbalanced. Is that what they meant?