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This sounds like a permie problem. My advice would be: accept a permanent job then you can sue him, kick him in the balls, write to the local newspaper, get a more senior position and fire him, etc. Else stop moaning like a permie and get on with the fact that the majority of people in this world are scum, at least as a contractor you can change them more often and quite often you don't even have the time to realise how scum they are.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
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You should be pleased your company is so enlightened that they employ blind people....Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThere's a woman at work who calls me "stud" and "hot guy" and it's getting a bit wearing now.
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Use your right of substitution and go work somewhere else. Should be easy as long as you know someone that's roughly the same height and build, and is also partial to walking around with a sheet over themself.
Recommend you don't approach anyone with a partialness for white sheets though, you may get your fingers burnt.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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I used to have a manager who talked to my boobs all the time, it got to me so much despite me havin a quiet word, so one day in the middle of the office, I shouted at him, "FFS.... they won't answer you back, no matter how hard you try to talk to them.... "
He was mortified... left not long after....
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'd have paid to be there....
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He should have tried harder.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI used to have a manager who talked to my boobs all the time, it got to me so much despite me havin a quiet word, so one day in the middle of the office, I shouted at him, "FFS.... they won't answer you back, no matter how hard you try to talk to them.... "I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Sandy my love relax, just humour him.
HTH sweetheartThat boy go raaaaaaa
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So would many other blokes.Originally posted by cojak View PostI'd have paid to be there....
Though it may be cheaper to move to the valley.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Does she not know you're a raving arse-bandit then?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThere's a woman at work who calls me "stud" and "hot guy" and it's getting a bit wearing now.

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