Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed...

[PAH]

Own up you old blagger

Ok, hands up, I'm a sentient being. Neither a figment of someone's imagination, or their fantasies.

And just because you'll never see me and anyone else on here in the same room, doesn't mean I'm any of them.

[PAH]

Waving not drowning?

[bogeyman]

Ok, hands up, I'm a sentient being. Neither a figment of someone's imagination, or their fantasies.

And just because you'll never see me and anyone else on here in the same room, doesn't mean I'm any of them.

Aw! Too deep - I was warming to you and then you shat on it.

You sound like a woman, actually. Are you (a woman)?

[Clippy]

You're not a "carpenter" by any chance are you?

What I thought but there are obvious signs of intellect unlike the carpenter you are referring to.

[Churchill]

What I thought but there are obvious signs of intellect unlike the carpenter you are referring to.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one heading down that train of thought.

[PAH]

Aw! Too deep - I was warming to you and then you shat on it.

You sound like a woman, actually. Are you (a woman)?

No. Women are only allowed on here in the proportion you find them in IT. As there's only a handful of real people posting here, all blokes, we haven't yet reached the threshold where the bouncers will let any real women in.

Sad that those who met up recently and 'accidentally' leaked the photos on here for a while, had to employ a handful of local working girls to continue the pretence. By all accounts the working girls drank them under the table so they didn't even get a chance to 'perform' later.

[AtW]

Future CUK classic thread ...

[AtW]

Logic on your side?

Look Man, I'm not trying to be deliberately obnoxious or cruel, but I've seen a ton of web millionaire wanabees, and, judging by your posts, you fit that profile exactly.

You imagine you have unique insights and talents. You think your code is better than anyone elses. You imagine you have a killer idea - but somehow it just never comes together - but it's always because of circumstances or someone else doing you down.

I showed interest, but you were arrogant and dismissive. Why?

Well, I guess because you have nothing to show.

I've seen a ton of dreamers. All puff but nothing to show.

Prove me wrong.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Linky

[bogeyman]

Linky

Phase 1: Collect Underpants