Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed...

[oracleslave]

And if you stand above the grave, in Le Pantheon, in Paris, you can just detect the humming sound of a rapidly spinning corpse that is the final earthly remnant of François Marie Arouet Voltaire.

Occasionally you can pick out the faint utterance "some kvnt on contractor.com is using my finest thoughts in his sig".

[sasguru]

Ah all is well with t'world again

[bogeyman]

Consecutively

Get a life you worthless old lizard

[PAH]

Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed as her Porsche is carjacked in Moscow

So they call escorts bodyguards in Russia do they? I suppose it's so they can claim them on the expenses.

As for the dumb bint who got herself killed by a carjacker because she wouldn't let her precious Porsche go, probably the first time a ruskie has given a she-ite about a krout.

[Pondlife]

Mailman, is that you?

[Lucifer Box]

No - I can't play that one, tried again over holiday in November and all to no avail!

Anyway people, thanks for good words, I think once you see the angle of the market I am attacking you will see that I was not that deluded, the big release is next week but it might take a couple of weeks for the underground chatter to reach higher levels - one thing for sure though - this year I will ruffle some feathers, you will see

Why's that then? Just can't get the hang of it? I guess if you like Panzer General you're more into just charge at 'em with heaps of tanks games than planning combined arms operations. I'm telling you though, it's the ultimate WWII tactical level game. If strategy is your bag, either of Hearts of Iron 2 or World At War do the job admirably.

Good luck and keep us posted (on business progress, not lunch or the doings of squirrels).

[bogeyman]

As for the dumb bint who got herself killed by a carjacker because she wouldn't let her precious Porsche go, probably the first time a ruskie has given a she-ite about a krout.

So that's fair game then, is it?

[oracleslave]

Mailman, is that you?

Exactly what I was thinking

[Lucifer Box]

Hmm. Sounds good - but I'd have to piddle around a bit on my own to get up to any reasonable level of competence.

I suspect you are already a master at it and only want to show me up

The single player campaigns are actually really good and will certainly help you learn the tactics (which are what you would expect from real life). Some tasks are just inherently difficult though - assaulting a Japanese held Pacific island or fighting street to street in a Russian city. That's where the skill in selecting the right force for the job comes in.

I'm no grand master and would never do that to anyone. Haven't played it myself for a couple of years at least. Have a look, it's free after all, and if you ever fancy a go, let me know.

[bogeyman]

the doings of squirrels).

Dear Mr Devil Box,

I am acting on behalf of the very famous and estimable author Martin Amis.

Mr Amis is greviously annoyed that you have, on a public 'website', disclosed the titlle of his latest work 'The doings of squirrels'.

Unless you retract and remove your comments re. 'The doings of squirrels', Mr Amis may be forced to instruct his solicitors (Messrs Poopkin & Floater) to 'sue your ass off'.

Good day

Primola Flanger
BBB & P MEDIA