Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed...

[Churchill]

Feeling a bit vulnerable in your porker are you?

Dont' worry, Porsche is no longer a premium brand here nowadays. It's barely above BMW in it's slow decline into chavdom.

You're not a "carpenter" by any chance are you?

[bogeyman]

Sadly I'm not that handsome. If only I'd been born before eyesight evolved, I'd have had plenty of fanny, women are so shallow these days.

Oh deary deary me!

Someone needs a hug.

[PAH]

What you on about, you twit? I don't drive a Porche.

Glad to hear it. Porches are awful kit cars. You'd be safer in a Trevor.

[PAH]

You're not a "carpenter" by any chance are you?

No I don't suffer from anorexia nervosa. I don't suffer fools either.

[bogeyman]

Glad to hear it. Porches are awfull kit cars. You'd be safer in a Trevor.

I'm not a petrol head in any way at all. Hate cars. Hate ******* who love cars. I live near Chipping Norton and one day will kill Jeremy Clarkeson by pushing his head in the deep fat fryer of the town-centre chippy - I swear it, I will

[PAH]

I'm not a petrol head in any way at all. Hate cars. Hate ******* who love cars. I live near Chipping Norton and one day will kill Jeremy Clarkeson by pushing his head in the deep fat fryer of the town-centre chippy - I swear it, I will

It'll no doubt win Chippy of the Year if you do that.

They already do deep-fried Neds in Scotland by someone's account. I blame the BBC and that episode of Spooks. There's an important difference between fanny batter and battered fanny.

[bogeyman]

It'll no doubt win Chippy of the Year if you do that.

They already do deep-fried Neds in Scotland by someone's account. I blame the BBC and that episode of Spooks. There's an important difference between fanny batter and battered fanny.

Ugh! I'd hate to inhabit your mind.

[PAH]

Ugh! I'd hate to inhabit your mind.

Don't worry, it's recognised as the only true vacuum in the known Universe. Dyson keep trying to get me to work for them. Not the kind of suction job that appeals.

[bogeyman]

Don't worry, it's recognised as the only true vacuum in the known Universe. Dyson keep trying to get me to work for them. Not the kind of suction job that appeals.

Own up you old blagger

[bogeyman]

Very encouraging to know there is life, even for big scaley buggers such as yourself.

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