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Oh, you're in the vets are you?Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostThey look alright from where I'm standing.Comment
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Put me down for a jar - without the "special stuff" save that for Captain Jack...Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI blame the marmalade fumes.Comment
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Hmm, alco-marmalade.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI blame the marmalade fumes.
It all makes sense now.Comment
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Good man, Churchill, I knew I could rely on you to help an old contractor through his dotage.Originally posted by Churchill View PostPut me down for a jar - without the "special stuff" save that for Captain Jack...Comment
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Oh yes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh, you're in the vets are you?
I'm trying to have my animal magnetism turned down a notch.Comment
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You want to stop all that "horse play"...Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostOh yes.
I'm trying to have my animal magnetism turned down a notch.Comment
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True, it does have bourbon in it.Originally posted by Clippy View PostHmm, alco-marmalade.
It all makes sense now.Comment
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It's the internet and all those "speciality sites" that make me do it.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou want to stop all that "horse play"...Comment
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostOh yes.
I'm trying to have my animal magnetism turned down a notch.
so does it actually go negative then?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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