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Yes, most definitely. Lucifer's Preserves don't do vapourware.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostAre you going to publish availability, price etc when ready?
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Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI blame the marmalade fumes.
Are you going to publish availability, price etc when ready?
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostOh yes.
I'm trying to have my animal magnetism turned down a notch.
so does it actually go negative then?
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It's the internet and all those "speciality sites" that make me do it.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou want to stop all that "horse play"...
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True, it does have bourbon in it.Originally posted by Clippy View PostHmm, alco-marmalade.
It all makes sense now.
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Oh yes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh, you're in the vets are you?
I'm trying to have my animal magnetism turned down a notch.
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Good man, Churchill, I knew I could rely on you to help an old contractor through his dotage.Originally posted by Churchill View PostPut me down for a jar - without the "special stuff" save that for Captain Jack...
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I blame the marmalade fumes.Originally posted by Clippy View PostAppreciate that Churchill, but it's fine.
I must admit am somewhat surprised at LB, but it's all good.
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They look alright from where I'm standing.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat? With the bollocks I post? Come on!
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