What is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
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"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
Depends whether or not they work for Ninja Burger. Those lunchtime free meals really clog up those arteries.Originally posted by daviejones View PostWhat is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays? -
Long if they are good: Ninjas are not cannon fodder as shown in some bad movies, but spies - their skill is to remain undetected.Originally posted by daviejones View PostWhat is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?Comment
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You're 10 years old, aren't you?Originally posted by daviejones View PostWhat is the life expectancy of a Ninja nowadays?
SASGuru, here's another one for you.Comment
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Nearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're 10 years old, aren't you?
SASGuru, here's another one for you."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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You didn't go contracting in China by any chance, did you?Originally posted by daviejones View PostNearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!Comment
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No it doesn't.Originally posted by daviejones View PostNearly 10,,,hey, that means we are the same age...!!!Comment
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I'm 32 this summer. I don't expect to live much past 50 with all the extreme partying I've done in years gone by.Comment
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I didn't expect to live much past 30 with the silly amounts of drinking I did in Germany...I am way too old to do it now and it takes me 2 days to recover from a good night out!!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm 32 this summer. I don't expect to live much past 50 with all the extreme partying I've done in years gone by.
Still, if I could have my time again, I would probably do the same things..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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You want to leave the Tizer alone my lad!Originally posted by daviejones View PostI didn't expect to live much past 30 with the silly amounts of drinking I did in Germany...I am way too old to do it now and it takes me 2 days to recover from a good night out!!!
Still, if I could have my time again, I would probably do the same things...Comment
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