so fgew in the city drink at lunchtime these days...
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Beer at lunch time...
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Only in the eyes of beholder who is perverted like you.Originally posted by snaw View PostWhy does your avatar look like someone fisting a squirrel?Comment
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Nope, he's right, it does look like you get your kicks out of shoving your fist up a squirrels bottom.Originally posted by AtW View PostOnly in the eyes of beholder who is perverted like you.Comment
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I was to polite to mention it.Originally posted by AtW View PostOnly in the eyes of beholder who is perverted like you.
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Can a squirrel be trained to perform 'pegging'?Originally posted by Clippy View PostNope, he's right, it does look like you get your kicks out of shoving your fist up a squirrels bottom.Comment
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Yeah, just shove a hazelnut up your arse.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostCan a squirrel be trained to perform 'pegging'?
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me as well...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't please.... I so wanted one but I knew this afternoon would be a write off if I had one

have interview @ 16:00
Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon
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I hope they don't ask about your (lack of) organisational skills then. Arranging an interview for that time? What were you thinking of?Originally posted by Bluebird View Post
me as well...
have interview @ 16:00
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI hope they don't ask about your (lack of) organisational skills then. Arranging an interview for that time? What were you thinking of?
Not my choice, although it's only 5 minutes from existing workplace...
It's easier to leave here and do the interview on the way home than come up with some excuse as to why I have to go missing for an hour and a half...Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon
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