M6 closed for 24 hours

[EternalOptimist]

The blockage at junction 19 was cleared at 20:00, I blasted through at 20:25 - didn't notice a thing

[NotAllThere]

24 hours closure ended up being 3.5 hours.

[PAH]

Dammit. I was all set for taking the burger van down and making a killing from all the mugs gridlocked on the surrounding A roads.

[The Lone Gunman]

if you cut london off, how are the man utd fans going to get to the matches?

They will fly in from Ireland like they do now.

[TheFaQQer]

They will fly in from Ireland like they do now.

Not today the f***ing won't - they'll be stuck at the airport like I am

Flight is 1515 - current anticipated departure time 1755 because it's windy....

[DodgyAgent]

Olympics should be sold to France. They would do a better job.

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the budget would need to go up by £3.4 billion

[AtW]

Flight is 1515 - current anticipated departure time 1755 because it's windy....

This extended your life by almost 3 hours: dieing during takeoff is not a pleasant experience.

[DodgyAgent]

This extended your life by almost 3 hours: .

Bast***s

[PAH]

dieing during takeoff is not a pleasant experience.

Dying

Commie English not what it aspires to be? Unless you happen to work in engineering. Squirrel bothering doesn't count, all nuts and no bolts.


If I'm going to go in a plane crash I'd much prefer a swift one on take-off or landing than dropping from 30,000 feet knowing full well that's your last minute or so on Earth. Talk about a brown-trouser moment. More like a plane full of brown-stuff moment.

[Keldin]

It followed a collision involving a lorry carrying several cylinders of oxyacetylene, a gas used in welding.

And here I thought it was acetylene gas that was mixed with oxygen gas at the point of ignition rather than just combining it all in one big cylinder.

Anyway can't have been much of a

potentially explosive chemical

if crashing it at 70mph didn't set it off. Just roll the things over to the hard shoulder and let the traffic through. Bloody Health and Safety wimps.

K