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    #11
    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    So, you have to choose a candidate for public office, which one of the following?

    Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians. Consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He chain smokes. Drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B: Was kicked out of office twice. Sleeps until noon. Used opium in college. Drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian. Doesn't smoke. Drinks an occasional beer. Never cheated on his wife.
    was one of them hitler? or was that the mother abortion thing?

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      #12
      C is Hitler.

      BTW, Hugo Chavez is not a dictator. He may be a bit left wing for some tastes, but he is democratically elected.
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        #13
        Kennedy
        Churchil
        and Hitler

        Would be my best guess.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Chillax (sick with a not so silent k), it's only a matter of time before there's a government funded study suggesting it's healthier to put whisky on your cornflakes than milk.

          I'm in the process of seeking funding for such a study. I'll only do single malts though.
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            #15
            I get to vote in the London Mayoral election. I wasnt going to bother... but now I am going to vote for whomever has the best chance of beating Livingstone.

            Who is that.. the bumbling blonde guy.. or the person who is always just the 'other one'

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              woman to churchill -you are drunk
              reply - you are ugly but I will be sober tomorrow
              The woman was reputedly Lady Astor with whom Churchill had a more or less continuous feud
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Churchill was notorious drinker - now greatest ever Britain...



                Briton
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #18
                  Did not have an opinion on Ken until recent couple of years - anyone who is a buddy of Chaves can't be a decent person. CIA should have given him permanent vacation spot on Cuba that he loves so much. Not sure why the heck Londoners elect this ****.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Did not have an opinion on Ken until recent couple of years - anyone who is a buddy of Chaves can't be a decent person. CIA should have given him permanent vacation spot on Cuba that he loves so much. Not sure why the heck Londoners elect this ****.
                    The first time it was to annoy Nu Labour. Red Ken was kicked out of the Nu Labour party cos Nu Labour wanted someone under their thumb- Frank Dobson - to stand.

                    The next time I don't have a clue......may be because the rest of the candidates where boring or more crooked.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      The first time it was to annoy Nu Labour. Red Ken was kicked out of the Nu Labour party cos Nu Labour wanted someone under their thumb- Frank Dobson - to stand.
                      Do you think Boris (not the "bullet dodger" one) will beat him? The fact that Ken drinks is beyond the point (unless it affects his work) - Churchill indeed drunk and smoked, but he was a great man who would not cuddle up with Chaves piece of crap as well as other scumbag politicians from 3rd world countries.

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