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More "stating of the bleeding obvious"
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
NOT!Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWell if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.
NOT!Comment
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostGo on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNot in this lifetime pal.Comment
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?
Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostDidn't mean to come across as insecure
Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.Comment
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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostWell if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.
If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostIn which case I'll see you there.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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