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    #11
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    That has the ring of desperation to it. You a minger?
    No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
      No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
        No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
        Well if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.











        NOT!

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          #14
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Well if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.

          NOT!
          Go on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
            Go on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.
            Not in this lifetime pal.

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              #16
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              Not in this lifetime pal.
              No need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
                No need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?
                Didn't mean to come across as insecure

                Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  Didn't mean to come across as insecure

                  Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.
                  In which case I'll see you there.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    Well if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.

                    If it's pegging your researching, shouldn't that be team of crack scientists???

                    If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
                      In which case I'll see you there.
                      Hi Jack long time no see. Good to see you.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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