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tay replied

22 January 2008, 09:22
We need someone to research the carbon footprint of lazing around all day.
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Ardesco replied

22 January 2008, 09:00
Originally posted by 51st State View Post

If it's pegging your researching, shouldn't that be team of crack scientists???

Dagnammit!!! I knew I'd missed something....

Captain Jack, do you want to join my crack team ??
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The Lone Gunman replied

21 January 2008, 19:03
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

In which case I'll see you there.

Hi Jack long time no see. Good to see you.
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51st State replied

21 January 2008, 16:49
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Well if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.

If it's pegging your researching, shouldn't that be team of crack scientists???
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Captain Jack replied

21 January 2008, 16:31
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Didn't mean to come across as insecure

Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.

In which case I'll see you there.
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oracleslave replied

21 January 2008, 16:30
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

No need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?

Didn't mean to come across as insecure

Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.
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Captain Jack replied

21 January 2008, 16:26
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Not in this lifetime pal.

No need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?
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oracleslave replied

21 January 2008, 16:22
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

Go on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.

Not in this lifetime pal.
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Captain Jack replied

21 January 2008, 16:20
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Well if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.

NOT!

Go on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.
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oracleslave replied

21 January 2008, 16:14
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.

Well if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.

NOT!
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sasguru replied

21 January 2008, 16:13
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
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Captain Jack replied

21 January 2008, 16:12
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

That has the ring of desperation to it. You a minger?

No, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
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oracleslave replied

21 January 2008, 16:10
Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post

If anyone needs any help in bed, I'm your man.

That has the ring of desperation to it. You a minger?
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Captain Jack replied

21 January 2008, 16:05
If anyone needs any help in bed, I'm your man.
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EternalOptimist replied

21 January 2008, 16:04
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. How come your bed seems 500% more comfortable than ever on a Monday morning?

This is an interesting area of superstring theory. Apparently the muons in the mattress form a weak attraction to the leptons in your back and the FTL particles in your pyjamas have a strong tendancy to the black hole. Having your hand rubbing yer boner whilst thinking about the bird in HR probably doesnt help either.
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