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More "stating of the bleeding obvious"
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
Hard Brexit now!
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Well if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo, generous. I would even help out your desperate ring, so magnanimous am I.
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Go on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWell if I ever need a small surprise I'll bear you in mind.
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Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostGo on, ducky, you know you want to. I'll make a real man of you.
Not in this lifetime pal.
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No need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
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Didn't mean to come across as insecureOriginally posted by Captain Jack View PostNo need to be so insecure, it's only a bit of fun. Don't knock what you haven't tried is my motto. Are you going to the Northern Meet I've just been reading about?
Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.Comment
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In which case I'll see you there.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostDidn't mean to come across as insecure
Unfortunately won't make the Northern Meet but will make the next London/South based one whenever there next is one.Comment
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If it's pegging your researching, shouldn't that be team of crack scientists???Originally posted by Ardesco View PostWell if you would like to give me a £300Million grant i'm sure that my crack team of scientist can do some detailed research and provide you with an answer.

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Hi Jack long time no see. Good to see you.Originally posted by Captain Jack View PostIn which case I'll see you there.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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