Black Monday

[Cowboy Bob]

Why should I give a fsck? I don't have a mortgage. I don't hold any shares. I don't have a pension. The markets can go through the floor for all I care.

[Iron Condor]

Why should I give a fsck? I don't have a mortgage. I don't hold any shares. I don't have a pension. The markets can go through the floor for all I care.

If the market goes through the floor you wont have a job either..

[Denny]

That's one of the great things about being poor. You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

[BrilloPad]

That's one of the great things about being poor. You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

unless you are in the USA when you could move to underclass...

[IR35 Avoider]

Thought I was going to be moving into shares for the first time in 10 years today. I just needed the SP500 index to fall 35 points lower than it did for my strategy to trigger a switch of 50% of my funds from property to shares.

Oh well, it may still happen.

[Alf W]

They plead with him
Alf - can you spare a dime
- But I aint got the time

Oh I can spare a dime today. What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful day!

KER-CHINGGG!

[Bumfluff]

Im thinking about getting a canoe

[Cowboy Bob]

If the market goes through the floor you wont have a job either..

I doubt that very much...