I used to do a lovely line in JWalk guis. Not much call for it these days, but I do charge an arm and a leg when it comes up.
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Yes.Originally posted by realityhack View PostXen, admit it - you ticked no. 3, didn't you.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Now you are such a sweet-talker.Originally posted by realityhack View PostIf you can write properly-formed markup with clean styles used for positioning, and it's backed up with clean, optimised graphics - and the pages are tidy and captivating, readable and correctly ordered - then you're capable.
If you can design so the site's consistently a pleasure to intuitively navigate, and truly useful, and meet the above, then you're more than capable. Knit it to any CMS with fluidity in the pages and cross-platform/browser support, use alternative styles, integrate AJAX/Flex and dynamically generate said content while maintaining accessibility levels to P1 & P2, then you're expert.
You had me at 'clean, optimised graphics...'
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I worked at a place recently where they had professional web graphic designers. Some of the stuff they came up with in about 20 minutes would have taken me months. Quite incredible skills. Of course, I wouldn't dream of admitting that to them, and they did rely on me to make all the buttons work and that, so it's a fair swap.Comment
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So much so my weekly team meetings have strangers dialled in on an 0898 number. We have to mute them though.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNow you are such a sweet-talker.
You had me at 'clean, optimised graphics...'


Welcome to the crayon club, grab some paper and find a free easel.Originally posted by DS23 View Posti've got a degree in art. does that count?Comment
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If this is true, then it is brilliant. A truly classic game.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI have the guy who designed the egg in "Chuckie Egg" working as a contractor on my team.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIf you can write properly-formed markup with clean styles used for positioning, and it's backed up with clean, optimised graphics - and the pages are tidy and captivating, readable and correctly ordered - then you're capable.
If you can design so the site's consistently a pleasure to intuitively navigate, and truly useful, and meet the above, then you're more than capable. Knit it to any CMS with fluidity in the pages and cross-platform/browser support, use alternative styles, integrate AJAX/Flex and dynamically generate said content while maintaining accessibility levels to P1 & P2, then you're expert.
Have a look at the links in my Sig and let me know!
I await a torrent of abuse......Comment
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