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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postthe gf was certified medically infertile
That old chestnut!!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Have you tried that line then?Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
That old chestnut!!
She used to get very very upset by her inability to have children...Comment
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Light Relief.
Its where TPD also sits. But lets face it no-one looks at anything other than TPD that far down the page anyway.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostLight Relief.
Its where TPD also sits. But lets face it no-one looks at anything other than TPD that far down the page anyway.
ahhh - cheers.
could we not have a toxic forum for threads like these? I can think of a few contributions...Comment
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Despite having done it so few times I have been remarkably fertile. One set of twins and another baby with current gf - the gf was certified medically infertile and my magic s*m*n cured her! Well that is what I tell her anyway - don't you dare tell her that doctors just guess most of the time...
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