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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2008, 10:58
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Light Relief.

Its where TPD also sits. But lets face it no-one looks at anything other than TPD that far down the page anyway.

ahhh - cheers.

could we not have a toxic forum for threads like these? I can think of a few contributions...
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Sockpuppet replied

17 January 2008, 10:20
Light Relief.

Its where TPD also sits. But lets face it no-one looks at anything other than TPD that far down the page anyway.
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2008, 10:20
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

That old chestnut!!

Have you tried that line then?

She used to get very very upset by her inability to have children...
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2008, 10:19
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Surely this has to end up in LR

LR?
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realityhack replied

17 January 2008, 10:15
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

That old chestnut!!

It's obviously not that old.
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SallyAnne replied

17 January 2008, 10:13
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

the gf was certified medically infertile

That old chestnut!!
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realityhack replied

17 January 2008, 10:11
Surely this has to end up in LR
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Sockpuppet replied

17 January 2008, 10:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Despite having done it so few times I have been remarkably fertile. One set of twins and another baby with current gf - the gf was certified medically infertile and my magic s*m*n cured her! Well that is what I tell her anyway - don't you dare tell her that doctors just guess most of the time...

Was her last partner a doctor that didn't like condoms by any chance?
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2008, 09:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Don't judge everyone based on your own lacklustre performance with the opposite sex.

Despite having done it so few times I have been remarkably fertile. One set of twins and another baby with current gf - the gf was certified medically infertile and my magic s*m*n cured her! Well that is what I tell her anyway - don't you dare tell her that doctors just guess most of the time...
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Churchill replied

17 January 2008, 09:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

hand

Don't judge everyone based on your own lacklustre performance with the opposite sex.
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cailin maith replied

17 January 2008, 09:47
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

hand
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2008, 09:36
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What do I wear in bed?

My girlfriend, right on the end of my noddy!

hand
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Churchill replied

17 January 2008, 09:33
What do I wear in bed?

My girlfriend, right on the end of my cock!
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Sockpuppet replied

17 January 2008, 09:30
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Eh.... I was trying to eat my breakfast.....

Bloody heck! Who put what in your shreddies. Never knew breakfast prioducts turned you on about me.

Thats it.... I am wearing a suit made of cheerios at the Northern do.
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cailin maith replied

17 January 2008, 09:12
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Yeah real ones.

Mon the squirrel love.

CMs got a dirty mind. She's already admitted to thinking of me being naked this morning

Eh.... I was trying to eat my breakfast.....
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