The Gordon Brown character here ...

[DiscoStu]

... is actually the real one, according to my sources

I thought it was you.

[Xenophon]

Moooooooooooo!

[sasguru]

I thought it was you.

No. I am David Cameron. I'll be along shortly if I can be bothered.

[Pondlife]

Moooooooooooo!

"blamed the prime minister's 'huge, bovine features' "

[gordonbrown]

... is actually the real one, according to my sources

The Contractor UK bulletin board is interesting.

[Xenophon]

The Contractor UK bulletin board is interesting.

MOOOOOOOOOOO!

<---- cow face

[sasguru]

The Contractor UK bulletin board is interesting.

Ah the real one has arrived ....For it is he ...

[gordonbrown]

So which of these Gordons Brown is Janek?

Ah, the public servant zeitghost. I've read about you.

[David Cameron]

No. I am David Cameron. I'll be along shortly if I can be bothered.