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There's a white squirrel in my front Garden!

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It can be easily argued that a dozen of my fluffy squirrels in the park bring more happyness to people than your own existance - their carbon footprint is also very low. Think about it snaw before advocating murder.
    Good eatin on a squirrel too
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      It can be easily argued that a dozen of my fluffy squirrels in the park bring more happyness to people than your own existance - their carbon footprint is also very low. Think about it snaw before advocating murder.
      A dozen eh, you have enough nuts to satisfy a dozen squirrels AtW?
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        A dozen eh, you have enough nuts to satisfy a dozen squirrels AtW?
        No, but they always come back for more anyway

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          So it may not be albino.

          Have you taken pictures?
          Pictures and video of him (or her) chewing on next doors nuts. Cute little fella, I have named him Stephen the Christmas squirrel, as I first saw him (or her) on Christmas day.

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            #15
            And now to upset you all I killed (a normal coloured) one last week.

            Ran out onto the road just in front of me, nothing I could do. I heard it bounce off the bottom of my car twice and looked in the mirror to see it motionless in the middle of the road.

            tim

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              #16
              Originally posted by tim123 View Post
              And now to upset you all I killed (a normal coloured) one last week.

              Ran out onto the road just in front of me, nothing I could do. I heard it bounce off the bottom of my car twice and looked in the mirror to see it motionless in the middle of the road.

              tim
              Evolution in action.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Evolution in action.
                Yes, it will be a while before they learn to duck in time.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Pinto View Post
                  Yes, it will be a while before they learn to duck in time.
                  Or you - drive carefully. What if it was a child? Murderer!!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Or you - drive carefully. What if it was a child? Murderer!!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Or you - drive carefully. What if it was a child? Murderer!!!
                      Roadkill !
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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