The posh gits thread

[realityhack]

Becks did.

[Ardesco]

Becks did.

No he didn't buy posh, he just ate posh.....

[sasguru]

Feel free to stuff it in a big brown envelope and send it to me then

Bit risky in the post, I think.
Post your bank a/c details here and I will see what I can do

[Ardesco]

Bit risky in the post, I think.
Post your bank a/c details here and I will see what I can do

That's OK it's not my money unless it gets here. If the postie manages to get a bonus lucky him

[Denny]

The great thing about our class system is that you cannot "buy" posh

Yes you can. If you are a female chav, you can just book a place at finishing school and take elocution lessons. In no time at all, you will binning the burgers and pints, getting rid of the pit bull, picking up your dropped H's and acquiring a taste for pink gin and Champers and spending the rest of your life flower arranging, making Sachatort, acquiring a taste for labradors and speaking like Princess Anne.

Then all you need to do is bag a titled toff and become Lady Ex-Chavelier.

There, done.

[Denny]

Very true - although my family spent a lot of money sending me to a public school we don't come from a posh or rich background but between my mum, stepfather and father they put me through a school system that has turned me out 'posh' but I don't have a posh background or lots of wealth in the family (yet).

Do you prounce house as hice and say orf not off?

[El_Diablo]

Yes you can. If you are a female chav, you can just book a place at finishing school and take elocution lessons. In no time at all, you will binning the burgers and pints, getting rid of the pit bull, picking up your dropped H's and acquiring a taste for pink gin and Champers and spending the rest of your life flower arranging, making Sachatort, acquiring a taste for labradors and speaking like Princess Anne.

Then all you need to do is bag a titled toff and become Lady Ex-Chavelier.

There, done.

Are you speaking from experience?

[Denny]

Are you speaking from experience?

No thankfully, although some have said that I am well spoken (whatever that means!)

My background is bog standard middle class semi detached surburban. Not poor but certainly not rich or privileged either.

[Xenophon]

Do you prounce house as hice and say orf not off?

...and enjoy some 'bitty' now and then?

[sasguru]

No thankfully, although some have said that I am well spoken (whatever that means!)

My background is bog standard middle class semi detached surburban. Not poor but certainly not rich or privileged either.

So you read the Express then?