Noro Virus :(

[Bod]

Do you want a spoonful of rancid lard and some raw prawns as a garnish to that sandwich?

and a pint of Caliber - half filled with sand - for a chaser.

[Bod]

looks like I got the Noro Virus

Sorry mate, get well soon (no SSP for you!)

Also, follow Malvolio's advice and drink loads of water - dehydration is dangerous - not to mention that it makes you feel very much more tulip than you do already.

[TimberWolf]

No poll? It might have been interesting to see what percentage succumbed to the projectile vomiting virus.

[Bumfluff]

Client let me work from home, feel ill but not too bad but just cant keep anything I eat down, even puked up a cup of tea earlier may be the milk seem ok on water, at least I might shed the xmas weight. GF puked up at work this morning so she has it as well now and has come home. Try to figure out who we caught it from now.

[SueEllen]

Client let me work from home, feel ill but not too bad but just cant keep anything I eat down, even puked up a cup of tea earlier may be the milk seem ok on water, at least I might shed the xmas weight. GF puked up at work this morning so she has it as well now and has come home. Try to figure out who we caught it from now.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle3126026.ece

Do either of you or your acquaintances take public transport? Have you been to a supermarket or other public place recently?

[KathyWoolfe]

I feel sick but cant see me puking anymore based on the fact there cant be anything left in me

This happens to me when I have migraines. I keep trying to vomit even if there's nothing to bring up so your attacks of nausea are likely to stay

[oracleslave]

Client let me work from home, feel ill but not too bad but just cant keep anything I eat down, even puked up a cup of tea earlier may be the milk seem ok on water, at least I might shed the xmas weight. GF puked up at work this morning so she has it as well now and has come home. Try to figure out who we caught it from now.

Do keep us informed of the details of any future pukes please.

[NotAllThere]

...just cant keep anything I eat down..GF puked up at work this morning ...

Weak stomach?

Nah - I'm chucking it twice as far as she is.

[EternalOptimist]

Weak stomach?

Nah - I'm chucking it twice as far as she is.

If you puke up a brown round thing, bite hard and swallow because its yer @rsehole

[realityhack]

Hmm... I'm beginning to feel ill, have a weird feeling in my stomach and feel a bit lightheaded. I do hope I haven't got this, I've been taking vitamins to help my immune system fight anything off. I don't want to see them on the way out.