Did I say the right thing?

[Troll]

That's because you are not a woman.

"I have been with her in several meetings, and she struck me to be a very flatulent flying mammal lady, very ambitious and career minded"

that doesn't work either....

[SandyDown]

I have been with her in several meetings, and she struck me to be a very intelligent integer that is not an exact divisor of some quantity lady, very ambitious and career minded

[Francko]

"I have been with her in several meetings, and she struck me to be a very flatulent flying mammal lady, very ambitious and career minded"

that doesn't work either....

Have you ever been with a woman?

How about the usual:

"Ah, I have found that expensive pair of shoes that I will use 2 or 3 times in my life. I know I have already 50 pair of shoes but I think that this one is really a necessity. Besides, it was on 20% discount so I saved you so much money"

Does this make sense either?

[Moose423956]

On the rare occasions that I have come across (no, not like that!) good-looking women in positions of responsibility, they are either complete biatches, and don't care who they stamp on to get where they want to get, or they're VERY good at what they do.

<Moose in touch with feminine side>
If a man doesn't respect such a woman for her achievements, then it's probably jealousy.
</Moose in touch with feminine side>

[NotAllThere]

Perhaps if all women were made to wear a veil at work, these problems wouldn't arise.

eloquent

[KathyWoolfe]

Have you ever been with a woman?

How about the usual:

"Ah, I have found that expensive pair of shoes that I will use 2 or 3 times in my life. I know I have already 50 pair of shoes but I think that this one is really a necessity. Besides, it was on 20% discount so I saved you so much money"

Does this make sense either?

Of course it makes sense

[cailin maith]

Have you ever been with a woman?

How about the usual:

"Ah, I have found that expensive pair of shoes that I will use 2 or 3 times in my life. I know I have already 50 pair of shoes but I think that this one is really a necessity. Besides, it was on 20% discount so I saved you so much money"

Does this make sense either?

Bollocks (sorry ferret) to that...

How about.... "I've found a very expensive paid of shoes that I will use 2 or 3 times and I've paid for them with my own money"

A woman who needs a man to pay for her shoes needs a slap!!

A Man who offers to pay for a pair of expensive shoes..... now thats a different kettle of fish!!

[KathyWoolfe]

A Man who offers to pay for a pair of expensive shoes..... now thats a different kettle of fish!!

yes, where is he?

[Troll]

Have you ever been with a woman?

How about the usual:

"Ah, I have found that expensive pair of shoes that I will use 2 or 3 times in my life. I know I have already 50 pair of shoes but I think that this one is really a necessity. Besides, it was on 20% discount so I saved you so much money"

Does this make sense either?

besides your mum... loads ...but what have shoes got to do with flying flatulant mammals?

[Troll]

A Man who offers to pay for a pair of expensive shoes..... now thats a different kettle of fish!!

So you can be bought for a pair of shoes eh?