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The "Feel the love" thread
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Wrong thread. Meanwhile, have a loving cuddleOriginally posted by Bumfluff View PostPlease spank me
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Fack orf, you ponce.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostLB clearly needs some luvvin'Have a
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C'mon people, LB clearly needs a whole lotta luvvin'.Huggy, huggy, huggy!Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostFack orf, you ponce.
Glad you came back for more luvvin' LB 
Hmm. Can we make this a group hug? Can we, folks? Can we do a big group huggie for a Lucifer that needs one?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Get away from me, you nancy boy.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostC'mon people, LB clearly needs a whole lotta luvvin'.Huggy, huggy, huggy!
Glad you came back for more luvvin' LB 
Hmm. Can we make this a group hug? Can we, folks? Can we do a big group huggie for a Lucifer that needs one?
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Ugh, shudder. You lot need your heads read.
This has escalated into a stinking orgy of wuffle luvvy doveyness that brings forth bile in the reading.
I scoff at you, you simpering ninnies.Comment
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I love you!Originally posted by realityhack View PostUgh, shudder. You lot need your heads read.
This has escalated into a stinking orgy of wuffle luvvy doveyness that brings forth bile in the reading.
I scoff at you, you simpering ninnies.
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C'mon, let those emotions show.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostGet away from me, you nancy boy.

That's it, LB. Let it all out. Release the tension. You know we all love you here.
Here, have another cuddle
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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