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    #21
    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    I tried telling my wife that, but she wasn't having any of it
    You want to try telling them that sperm is a very good skin conditioner...
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      #22
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      You want to try telling them that sperm is a very good skin conditioner...
      And great if you want shiney hair!!!

      Alas it just doesn't work

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        #23
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        You want to try telling them that sperm is a very good skin conditioner...

        Why? Have you got very soft hands?

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          #24
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Why? Have you got very soft hands?
          No but his missus has amazingly soft lips

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            #25
            Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
            No but his missus has amazingly soft lips
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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