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    This is no life for a high flyer

    As I have mentioned a few times in the past, I save money on gigs by staying at cheap accommodation that I find in the small ads at Tesco's etc.

    Well my current place is £70 a week and last night I fkin found out why. The stingy bint wont put the heating on and last night I had to go to bed with my clothes on and my coat over my head. Its like being back in the army.

    This is no way for a high fying contractor to be treated.








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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    As I have mentioned a few times in the past, I save money on gigs by staying at cheap accommodation that I find in the small ads at Tesco's etc.

    Well my current place is £70 a week and last night I fkin found out why. The stingy bint wont put the heating on and last night I had to go to bed with my clothes on and my coat over my head. Its like being back in the army.

    This is no way for a high fying contractor to be treated.








    Wrong thread. Try "the tight gits" one.

    HTH

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      #3
      Perhaps she offers additional services and will hop in to keep you warm. I mean, these grannies have to suppliment their pensions somehow.
      Just remember to clear the cobwebs first.

      Well to Cheapsville. Population : You.
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #4
        Buy an inefficient electric heater.

        Whack it on full, all day long.

        Snigger at the thought of her gawping at her leccy bill long after you're gone.
        It's about time I changed this sig...

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          As I have mentioned a few times in the past, I save money on gigs by staying at cheap accommodation that I find in the small ads at Tesco's etc.

          Well my current place is £70 a week and last night I fkin found out why. The stingy bint wont put the heating on and last night I had to go to bed with my clothes on and my coat over my head. Its like being back in the army.

          This is no way for a high fying contractor to be treated.


          Who leaves the heating on at night anyway?
          Rent a cheap crack whore to keep you warm, will be cheaper than any other option
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Who leaves the heating on at night anyway?
            Rent a cheap crack whore to keep you warm, will be cheaper than any other option
            Wrong thread, sweets
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Don't bother with the Delonghi modern rubbish.

              Get one of these classic 1960's/1970's deathraps to go with the stunning decor
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #8
                Welcome to atw's world!

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                  #9
                  Welcome to atw's world!
                  allegedly...

                  Kitchen
                  Living Room
                  Bedroom
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                    allegedly...

                    Kitchen
                    Living Room
                    Bedroom
                    Can't be AtW's bedroom, looks like a double bed....

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