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Pre-owned Audi A3 for 12 k VS leasing ?
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Hahaha - nice troll.Originally posted by 2uk View PostIt might not be BMW 6 or Audi A5 but is a cool, nice looking car and will boost my cool chick chances.
I can picture them all lining up and gagging for it now that you have a shlite Audi.
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Ignore him. sadguru is just bitter that his car strategy only attracted Bag-o-puss to himOriginally posted by 2uk View PostSasguru – the only reason I am getting it is because it is the only Audi I can afford. It is in line with my New Year’s FFFF strategy with girls.
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This is a joke right?Originally posted by 2uk View PostSasguru – the only reason I am getting it is because it is the only Audi I can afford. It is in line with my New Year’s FFFF strategy with girls. Obviously I cannot employ a Focus for these purposes. It might not be BMW 6 or Audi A5 but is a cool, nice looking car and will boost my cool chick chances. If it wasn’t for that I will keep riding the train , believe me. And invest the money.
And as OS says, yes I drive an Aygo.
But then I don't need a car to get chicks
Hard Brexit now!
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An ex-colleague of mine has just purchased and Audi TT at great expense with the idea that it will allow him to pull the ladies. I asked him if it came with tinted windows, "no" he replied, at which point I told him he'd still have no luck because the ladies would see he was still an ugly fcuk3r (to be fair his nick name is Yoda for very good reason).Originally posted by 2uk View PostSasguru – the only reason I am getting it is because it is the only Audi I can afford. It is in line with my New Year’s FFFF strategy with girls. Obviously I cannot employ a Focus for these purposes. It might not be BMW 6 or Audi A5 but is a cool, nice looking car and will boost my cool chick chances. If it wasn’t for that I will keep riding the train , believe me. And invest the money.Comment
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You could have a Bentley and you'd still be a virgin.Originally posted by AtW View PostIgnore him. sadguru is just bitter that his car strategy only attracted Bag-o-puss to him
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Hehe , that is why my other New Years resolution is a nose job , after which I promised myself I will start saving for a BTL. Hopefully the property crash will last at least a yearOriginally posted by bellymonster View PostAn ex-colleague of mine has just purchased and Audi TT at great expense with the idea that it will allow him to pull the ladies. I asked him if it came with tinted windows, "no" he replied, at which point I told him he'd still have no luck because the ladies would see he was still an ugly fcuk3r (to be fair his nick name is Yoda for very good reason).
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Dude, if you had the gift of the gab, you wouldn't need the car.Originally posted by 2uk View PostSasguru – the only reason I am getting it is because it is the only Audi I can afford. It is in line with my New Year’s FFFF strategy with girls. Obviously I cannot employ a Focus for these purposes. It might not be BMW 6 or Audi A5 but is a cool, nice looking car and will boost my cool chick chances. If it wasn’t for that I will keep riding the train , believe me. And invest the money.
Assuming girls are attracted to you once you get your A3 (sorry, never heard a woman say - look at him, he's a bit of alright, drives an A3 you know) your back to square one as you need a personality to take it further.
Get over being a virgin and save your money.
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