Black Eye Friday!!!

[SallyAnne]

You are my wife and I claim my five <edited caus it's rude>

Can't believe I was too slow to read that!!

[r0bly0ns]

I edited it myself before I typed it.

I don't want to corrupt my tiny little mind.......

[TheFaQQer]

Dear Deidre

This ginga support monkey at the office tried to take the piss out of me at work. As usual I gave him a bitch slap but now as it is "the festive season" and good will to all men and all that I feel guilty. What should I do??

Strawberry blonde

[TheFaQQer]

'the poshest person on CUK'

BBC Radio Four, and now, the Shipping Forecast with RealityHack.

[realityhack]

BBC Radio Four, and now, the Shipping Forecast with RealityHack.

<RH RP>
And now the Shipping Forecast issued by the Met Office, on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, at 1130 on Friday 21 December 2007.

There are warnings of gales in Rockall and Bailey:

The general synopsis at 0600:
Ridge extending northwest from high hungary 1038 expected serbia 1035 by 0600 tomorrow. Low 100 miles west of Shannon 1010 expected Southeast Iceland 998 by same time.

The area forecasts for the next 24 hours:

Viking North Utsire:
Southerly 4 or 5, increasing 5 to 7 later. Moderate, occasionally rough later. Fair. Moderate or good.

South Utsire east Forties:
Southerly 3 or 4, occasionally 5 later. Slight or moderate. Fair. moderate or good.

West Forties Cromarty Forth:
Southerly 5 or 6, occasionally 7 later. Slight or moderate, occasionally rough later except in Forth. Fair, rain later. moderate or good.

Tyne Dogger:
South 3 or 4, veering southwest 5 or 6 later. Slight or moderate. mainly fair. Moderate or good.

Fisher German Bight Humber Thames Dover:
South or southeast 3 or 4, veering southwest 4 or 5, occasionally 6 later in Humber. Slight or moderate. Fog patches except in Fisher. moderate or good, occasionally very poor in fog.

Wight Portland:
Southeast veering southwest 4 or 5. Slight occasionally moderate in Portland. Fair. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Plymouth:
Southeast 5 or 6, veering southwest 4 or 5. Moderate or rough. Fair, rain later. Moderate or good.

Biscay:
Southeast 5 or 6, becoming variable 3 or 4 later. Slight or moderate, occasionally rough at first. Fair. Moderate or good.

Fitzroy:
Variable 3 or 4, but southeasterly 5 or 6 in northeast at first, becoming northerly 5 or 6. Slight or moderate in southeast, moderate or rough in northwest. Occasional rain. Moderate or good.

Sole Lundy Fastnet:
Southeast veering northwest 5 or 6. Moderate or rough. Occasional rain. Moderate or good.

Irish Sea:
Southeast veering west later, 4 or 5, increasing 5 or 6. Slight or moderate, occasionally rough later. Rain later. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Shannon:
South veering west 5 to 7. Rough or very rough. Rain then showers. moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Rockall:
South veering west 6 to gale 8. Rough or very rough. Rain then showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Malin Hebrides:
South, veering west later, 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. Moderate or rough, becoming rough or very rough. Rain then wintry showers. moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Bailey:
Southerly veering westerly 6 to gale 8. Rough or very rough. Rain then wintry showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.

Fair Isle Faeroes Southeast Iceland:
Southerly becoming cyclonic 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. Rough or very rough, but moderate in east Fair Isle at first, occasionally high later. Occasional rain. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.
</RH RP>

[TheFaQQer]

<RH RP on>
And now the Shipping Forecast issued by the Met Office, on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, at 1130 on Friday 21 December 2007.

There are warnings of gales in Rockall and Bailey:

<RH RP off>

Mmmmmmmmmmmm - Baileys on the rocks.

[RandyW]

<RH RP>
And now the Shipping Forecast issued by the Met Office, on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, at 1130 on Friday 21 December 2007.
</RH RP>

1130 GMT

[RandyW]

1130 GMT

Except for that, great effort

[realityhack]

1130 GMT

Quoted directly from here my trolly friend, so the buck has been passed.

[oracleslave]

Quoted directly from here my trolly friend, so the buck has been passed.

plagiarist