How do you stop grandparents from spoiling your children?

[shaunbhoy]

Next year, tell them they want heroin or cocaine.

Unless their granny is called Sally Anne......like!

[Ruprect]

Well, only one present is coming home with us - the rest are staying at their houses - see how they like the fekcing clutter.

Bah! Humbug!

[PRC1964]

We tell the Grandparents to send us a cheque which we will use to buy them something they need.

kerching!!!!

[TheFaQQer]

Well, only one present is coming home with us - the rest are staying at their houses - see how they like the fekcing clutter.

Bah! Humbug!

Sounds like a plan - we leave loads of toys at my parents and in-laws because we haven't got room for them. Drives my dad mad, but they need to stop buying them.

Nothing that you can do about it, really.

[chef]

take them all outside in a big sack.. (the presents, not the kids), put the kids in the 4x4 (im assuming you have a 4x4 as you have kids), carefully leave the sack under the rear wheels of the 4x4 as you sort the kids out and reverse out the drive, crush the presents, get out and in a demonic voice scream "do you see what you've done now" before driving off wheels spinning.

[PRC1964]

take them all outside in a big sack.. put the kids in the 4x4 (im assuming you have a 4x4 as you have kids), carefully leave the sack under the rear wheels of the 4x4 and reverse out the drive, crush the presents, get out and in a demonic voice scream "do you see what you've done now" before driving off wheels spinning.

This might work, though most 4x4s would probably crumple quicker than the toys.

[Ruprect]

take them all outside in a big sack.. (the presents, not the kids), put the kids in the 4x4 (im assuming you have a 4x4 as you have kids), carefully leave the sack under the rear wheels of the 4x4 as you sort the kids out and reverse out the drive, crush the presents, get out and in a demonic voice scream "do you see what you've done now" before driving off wheels spinning.

Another excellent suggestion my culinary friend. Apart from the 4x4 bit, but I'm sure the car will suffice

[chef]

Another excellent suggestion my culinary friend. Apart from the 4x4 bit, but I'm sure the car will suffice

thank you, i'll be here all week..

[Zorba]

thank you, i'll be here all week..

Aren't you supposed to recommend a dish with that line?

[chef]

thank you, i'll be here all week..

actually that's not quite true, I finish tomorrow so i'll have to get any more suggestions in quick..