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Oh Dear That just means more Northern scum invading EuropeOriginally posted by chef View Post
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
as opposed to those very decent, well spoken southerners in places like Kavos?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostOh Dear That just means more Northern scum invading Europe
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Less of it, pimp - until now, we've had to go to Liverpool and tolerate the scousers!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostOh Dear That just means more Northern scum invading Europe
And in an ironic twist I'm actually European scum who has invaded the North.


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And have you seen the size of the hub caps on those jetsOriginally posted by Zorba View PostLess of it, pimp - until now, we've had to go to Liverpool and tolerate the scousers!
And in an ironic twist I'm actually European scum who has invaded the North.



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That's only because Northerners have broadened their culinary appetites to include anything made from sheep that is dripping with fat.Originally posted by Zorba View PostLess of it, pimp - until now, we've had to go to Liverpool and tolerate the scousers!
And in an ironic twist I'm actually European scum who has invaded the North.


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Because if it walked, it would get muggedThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Drive round liverpool and see how many Corsas there are with blacked out windows, a baked bean tin exhaust, skirting and huge 737 wheels on them.Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostAnd have you seen the size of the hub caps on those jets
Tony in 'ay ay deeze wheelz are boss man' modeRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhy does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
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Because if it walked, it would get mugged
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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