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Lord of Squirrels
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cant remember what I was twatting you for.... oh year squirrels are cute not edible...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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my gf has a great recipe for thai squirrel. breasts are very nice. But you need 2 - squirrels that is so 4 breasts.Originally posted by cailin maith View Postcant remember what I was twatting you for.... oh year squirrels are cute not edible...Comment
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Surely your title should be "Very Deep"?Originally posted by Diver View PostMy title will probably be "Nice but Dim"
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Morning Churchill - I love your title.Originally posted by Churchill View PostSurely your title should be "Very Deep"?Comment
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'Morning!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMorning Churchill - I love your title.
Yeah, it's quite good. It just goes to show what creeping to the mods gets you after a banning - or two...
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post'Morning!
Yeah, it's quite good. It just goes to show what creeping to the mods gets you after a banning - or two...
I hope my merry XMAS to the mods was a good start? I intend to follow this up with an apple a day.
Mind you I might be called "creep"...Comment
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I doubt it'll be the first or last time...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope my merry XMAS to the mods was a good start? I intend to follow this up with an apple a day.
Mind you I might be called "creep"...
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I almost fell of my bleedin chair I laughed so hard......Originally posted by AtW View PostI try to focus on quality of posts, not quantity


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Alcohol-free beer!!!! What is the point of it really?Originally posted by AtW View PostI think I will celebrate it now with Becks, alcohol free of course
Beer is meant to be alcoholic, it is the way of things. Is this another distortion brought about by Chernobyl proximity atw?

Sheesh! I am asking this in a thread about squirrel obsession!
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hmm i prefer Squirrel salad, griddled wrapped in bacon with a simple green rocket salad and a mustard mayoOriginally posted by Diver View PostI like them roasted with sage and onion stuffing. well done, and crispy on the outside.
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