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#1

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17 December 2007, 15:18

Because there seems to be a few of you who have nice looking ladies as their avatar, I've changed mine to this hot little filly. What do you guys thing eh? Would you?

Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

I preferred version 1!
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17 December 2007, 15:20

Depends.

Does she put out on the first date?
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17 December 2007, 15:20

No. Next.
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17 December 2007, 15:20

Moooooooooooo

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17 December 2007, 15:25

Well at least while she's on her knees bothering God...
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#6

17 December 2007, 15:28

I've put her in her 'fancy dress'!

I think it suits her.

Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

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17 December 2007, 16:01

I'm not fussy, I'll do it.

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#8

17 December 2007, 16:12

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I'm not fussy, I'll do it.

She's probably got a hairy arse then you!
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17 December 2007, 16:43

As long as she doesn't talk and she finally gets that egg out of her hair...and she paid for dinner -maybe.

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17 December 2007, 16:47

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