The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[zara_backdog]

Dear DP

Should I buy another pair of shoes ?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

My question is why the flip did the moron who made the bomb and concealed it out of sight under the bus feel the need to fit it with led indicators to show what it was doing?

[BrilloPad]

Dear Brillo

I recently found some cheap tracking devices sewn into the lining of my wallet, should I be worried ?

yes. We definetly ordered expensive ones for you - we must get some money back.

[BrilloPad]

Dear DP

Should I buy another pair of shoes ?

BP

Why not ask your husband?

Seriously - a girl cannot have too many shoes. I suggest a trip to New York to get some more. You deserve it - you are worth it.

[BrilloPad]

My question is why the flip did the moron who made the bomb and concealed it out of sight under the bus feel the need to fit it with led indicators to show what it was doing?

Only morons make bombs. No-one with any intelligence does anything like that.

[EternalOptimist]

Dear BP ,

I always get called stupid by people who know me, but I made a bomb on my last gig.
does this mean I am not a moron ?

[BrilloPad]

Dear BP ,

I always get called stupid by people who know me, but I made a bomb on my last gig.
does this mean I am not a moron ?

Dont let people get to know you - then they wont find out the truth.

If necessary make up the Friday story.

[Doggy Styles]

Dear DP,

Do sheep ever copulate in missionary fashion? Ten bob rests on your reply.

[BrilloPad]

Dear DP,

Do sheep ever copulate in missionary fashion? Ten bob rests on your reply.

Only with Welshmen.

I hope "Ten bob" (I still call him Robert) is happy......

[Churchill]

Dear BP, if you knew that the world was going to end in 5 days time and you were the only person with that information, what would you do?