And now the good news!

[Moose423956]

is'nt that a euphemism for something

You're thinking of chocolate starfish.

[TheFaQQer]

I got to leave my work uncompleted for someone to fix over the next three weeks while I'm away.

Seemed like a bonus to me

[Bluebird]

I got to leave my work uncompleted for someone to fix over the next three weeks while I'm away.

Seemed like a bonus to me

you're such a professional faqqer....

[Bluebird]

I got a 2 hour flexi credit,

IR35

[TheFaQQer]

you're such a professional faqqer....

Indeed - it takes hard work to be this good

[Zorba]

I got naff all - including no extension. Still, no one else did either, so that's the name of the game!

Anyone got some bench polish?

[Dow Jones]

Oops

Not meaning to add insult to injury and hurt anyone's feelings, I managed to squeeze a couple of grand from their coffers.
So, back to Greece then, Zorba?

[TimberWolf]

Indeed - it takes hard work to be this good

EDS motto: Doing a job right first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong gets you job security.

[TheFaQQer]

EDS motto: Doing a job right first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong gets you job security.

If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made from prolonging the problem.

[Sockpuppet]

I got a 2 hour flexi credit, which is about 3 bottles of that champers we were drinking on the Xmas do...so not bad really

Hours!

Pah. As I remind my client on a daily basis I am paid by the day not the hour and my contract has no "expected hours clause". They're damned lucky I don't go home after 20 mins. Apart from its a 2 hour drive each way.