Drunk driver attacked me this morning on Roskildevej

[DimPrawn]

True, I am exceedingly fit, and contary to popular notions it ain't fat, it's muscle. I am also ex needing-'em-not-feeding-'em army. Always worry that in such situation the switch might flip back on. So I am quite concerned I would do significant damage before I realised.

Hence, the use of l33t cycling skillz to avoid the confrontation is the best solution I feel.

[threaded]

you should have just turned on the man love Threaded, then he'd have run a mile, or if your luck really was in he'd have..... <shudder>

Hmm, think you're on to something there. If claret looks imminent, then that would be a fantastic insult to ensure he throws the first punch.

[TimberWolf]

True, I am exceedingly fit, and contary to popular notions it ain't fat, it's muscle. I am also ex needing-'em-not-feeding-'em army. Always worry that in such situation the switch might flip back on. So I am quite concerned I would do significant damage before I realised.

Hence, the use of l33t cycling skillz to avoid the confrontation is the best solution I feel.

My father was the same, ex officer, amateur boxer and weight lifter. I recall his 'advice' to me on dealing with people in violent situations and that was that one should be very careful because people are so fragile. Eek. His ‘army talk’ was something to behold and extremely effective too, turning people all sorts of colours. Never seen anything else like it.

[MobileCheese]

My ex, once had a bloke run up to her car as she was driving over a bridge, starting kicking the drivers door in, then just turned round and ran and jumped off the bridge commiting suicide, some ill people out there these days.

[BoredBloke]

He must have been really pi55ed to miss a target that big.

[threaded]

He must have been really pi55ed to miss a target that big.

Absolutely.

You could really smell the drink.

Shows how easy a car is to drive. Maybe too easy.

[Dow Jones]

Risky

Don't you think it's risking life and limb going on a bike with or without having to stop for a fight.
I'd use a nice 4wd to cope with the weather and roads in Scandinavia.

[Diver]

My ex, once had a bloke run up to her car as she was driving over a bridge, starting kicking the drivers door in, then just turned round and ran and jumped off the bridge commiting suicide, some ill people out there these days.

come on, she wasn't that ugly was she

[NotAllThere]

you should have just turned on the man love Threaded, then he'd have run a mile, or if your luck really was in he'd have..... <shudder>

That's what Stephen Fry suggested to deal with bullies. "Please don't hit me, I'll only get an erection".