Where do you think house prices will be in 2 years?

[DimPrawn]

I don't think a bloke could run a brothel efficiently. Would never leave the test phase.

[sasguru]

I don't think a bloke could run a brothel efficiently. Would never leave the test phase.

Pah! You'd hire a fat Russian babushka to run it, of course. What's your mum up to nowadays, atw?

[AtW]

What's your mum up to nowadays, atw?

Hands off my mum!

[sasguru]

Hands off my mum!

It's a business proposition. She runs my, er, house of fun for 10% of the takings. Ok make it 15% as she has to support her useless, feckless son.

[AtW]

It's a business proposition. She runs my, er, house of fun for 10% of the takings. Ok make it 15% as she has to support her useless, flipless son.

Unlikely. She is earning very good money right now, makes it hard for her to decide to retire actually.

[TimberWolf]

As inflation is almost nothing according to Labour, does it matter?

If house price inflation were included in the politically arrived at inflation figure, we might achieve deflation. Except in real terms. This is presumably much better than just low inflation and would be a remarkable achievement for a labour government that usually leaves the economy in such a mess?

[AtW]

If house price inflation were included in the politically arrived at inflation figure, we might achieve deflation.

Rents and morgage payments should have been included into official inflation figures.

Plasma TVs and such have no place in inflation index.

[sasguru]

If house price inflation were included in the politically arrived at inflation figure, we might achieve deflation. Except in real terms. This is presumably much better than just low inflation and would be a remarkable achievement for a labour government that usually leaves the economy in such a mess?

Problem is property is considered a capital asset in the UK and the majority are owners. No government would like capital asset prices to fall.

[Sockpuppet]

Unlikely. She is earning very good money right now, makes it hard for her to decide to retire actually.

I would have so got banned for the 4 letter word that I was going to post in reply to this. But I won't as I am nice.

Might have looked like: "D**A?"

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[AtW]

I would have so got banned for the 4 letter word that I was going to post in reply to this. But I won't as I am nice.

Might have looked like: "D**A?"

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ok, bog off slagging off my relatives