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So my son comes downstairs smelling of perfume...

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    So my son comes downstairs smelling of perfume...

    So my son comes downstairs smelling of perfume(he is 5 years old). My girlfriend asks "did your sister put perfume on you?"(he has a twin sister). "yes" he replies. "why?". "because she said it would turn me into a power ranger!"

    girlfriend summons his sister. "Did you tell your brother that covering him in perfume would turn him into a power ranger and then drench him?". "YES" she shouts then starts sniggering a mutley laugh with her shoulders bouncing up and down.

    What a minx!

    #2
    just be grateful he didn't try to drink it.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      just be grateful he didn't try to drink it.
      to turn into a power ranger he would do anything.

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        #4
        Blimey, are kids still into Power Rangers?

        I thought that fad finished years ago to be replaced by some other bunch of loons in costumes designed to help parents part with their cash.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Blimey, are kids still into Power Rangers?

          I thought that fad finished years ago to be replaced by some other bunch of loons in costumes designed to help parents part with their cash.
          its a long story...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            Blimey, are kids still into Power Rangers?

            I thought that fad finished years ago to be replaced by some other bunch of loons in costumes designed to help parents part with their cash.
            Nah everything comes full circle.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Let me guess...

              Your boy went canoeing a few years ago and vanished.

              He turns up a couple of days ago and is now catching up with the toys he missed out on

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                #8
                Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                Let me guess...

                Your boy went canoeing a few years ago and vanished.

                He turns up a couple of days ago and is now catching up with the toys he missed out on
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  its a long story...
                  He found your collection of Power Ranger DVDs?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                    He found your collection of Power Ranger DVDs?
                    Don't know why he was on top of the wardrobe anyway...

                    ok ok. He is borderline asbergers. He has a friend at school who is asbergers and thinks this child is wonderful. This child has an elder brother who indoctrinated him into the power rangers ways from an early age. Asbergers tend to get fixated on stuff so hard to break.

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