Engraving?

[AtW]

So does that show I'm "normal"?

Only if you have got Amulet of Yendor

[wobbegong]

I have no idea what this means. So does that show I'm "normal"?

Yes. Next.

[Clippy]

Hypothetically speaking, if you are Moose, then the following:

Dear
abcde
fghi
jklm
nopq
rstu
vwxyz
I love you
Moose

[PRC1964]

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deny'st me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea, our two bloods mingled be;
Thou knowest that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead.
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered, swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.

[ladymuck]

Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deny'st me is;
It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea, our two bloods mingled be;
Thou knowest that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead.
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered, swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do.

Thanks, just had my dinner, would like to keep it down...