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Which is more likely at the Christmas do on friday?
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well remembered - Mrs B******* Features...Bazza gets caught
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Watch out CM the mods will be on to you for language like that!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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But thats his name -Originally posted by Ruprect View PostWatch out CM the mods will be on to you for language like that!
Sorry Ferret - promise I'll try not to say it again!Bazza gets caught
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Substitute "fight" for "Sexual Relations" and the outcome would be the same.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostWhen I say "fight" I'm not sure that it would be fistycuffs. Being geeks and all its more likely to be some cussing using unix scripting or somesort. I'm sure someone will get a bashing anyway
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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What'll happen on Friday?
A bunch of unattractive geeks get pissed and slobber all over SA and CM.
Very messy.Hard Brexit now!
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How come we can say Bo**ocks and not N*rks?Originally posted by cailin maith View Postwell remembered - Mrs Bollocks Features...
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No it's not...Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostHow come we can say Bo**ocks and not N*rks?
Surely thats worse?!?!Bazza gets caught
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B*ll*cks is not too bad - and if it weren't for complaints I would have let it stand. Our problem is not so much people saying silly words like this but that a fair few of the lads her crying for the ladies to get their you know what's out. She was not asking you to show her your plums Moneyx3, just that someone had that name... Not hugely offensive and not really a cause for a ban
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Thanks Ferret I'll stop saying it -Originally posted by ferret View PostB*ll*cks is not too bad - and if it weren't for complaints I would have let it stand. Our problem is not so much people saying silly words like this but that a fair few of the lads her crying for the ladies to get their you know what's out. She was not asking you to show her your plums Moneyx3, just that someone had that name... Not hugely offensive and not really a cause for a ban
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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