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Canoeist amnesiac arrested
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I didn't realise he was a former prison officer.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../ncanoe304.xml
"Councillor David Young said: "It's very strange.""
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Should feel right at homeOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostI didn't realise he was a former prison officer.
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I shouldnt have to, i'd expect if someone makes a statement then they'd back it up with proof, but I will remember not to hire Threaded Defendents LLP if ever im in court and needing a defence..Originally posted by threaded View PostIt's splattered all over the web now, front page of Sky News for example, so just do a Google you idle plank.
"it's obvious judge, just do some research for yourself you idle plank"

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Originally posted by Diver View Postyou see threaded, diver and sueellen manage to quote there references just fine.. come on now keep up at the back.. if you need help in quoting external sites just PM me and i'll be more than happy to help..Originally posted by SueEllen View Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../ncanoe304.xml
"Councillor David Young said: "It's very strange.""
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I have been known to ask a Silk if they were still on their Pupilage.Originally posted by chef View PostI shouldnt have to, i'd expect if someone makes a statement then they'd back it up with proof, but I will remember not to hire Threaded Defendents LLP if ever im in court and needing a defence..
"it's obvious judge, just do some research for yourself you idle plank"

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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Just on telly.
The guy and his missus have been under investigation by the police for the past three months. They were after him before he came back from the dead
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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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ok, so your trying to lay low for a while, dont want to be found..
i know, lets have a photo taken with the "Move to Panama" rep for their website..
no one will ever notice, it'll be fine, smile dear..
sorry kids, when i said your dad's dead 5 years ago, what i meant to say is he's dead relaxed in panama topping up his tan.. oh now come on, saying you'll never speak to us again, that's a bit harsh isnt it?



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